Pork Butt, Bom chicka wow wow

Pork Butt, Bom chicka wow wow

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Let me save some people some time

This website is not a porn site. So if you're on Google and you are using these searches:

tita fuck pork
babied porn (god, I don't wanna know)
old tita porn
marukai porno
to smoke hashish porn
porc porn baby

You won't find what you're looking for! Sorry for the confusion. Now how many of my readers are doing Google searches of the afformentioned phrases this very second? You sickos!

Am I going to change the blog title? Hell no! If you're searching for pork porn or food porn, oral erections, tonguegasms, tasterbation - you will find that here!

Which brings me to this food review that I read a couple weeks ago in the City Beat dated 3/31/2008. Candace Woo reviewed Villa Manila and wrote this:

"I was browsing a friend’s food-blog post on Villa Manila and happened upon a photo of a mammoth mound of pig parts called a crispy pata, cooked to a golden brown and obscenely immense on the plate. The food porn got even more hot and heavy as I scrolled down the page to the second photo, this one a close-up on a shingle of pork skin to which clung glistening bits of meat and fat—a little alarming to some, but a little bit of a turn-on for me. That said, I was nearly impatient with excitement the day we met up for lunch; I knew that porky deliciousness was mere moments away. My friends, who were a bit less singularly focused, wisely thought to order a few other dishes in case I refused to share the pork."

Hey she's stealing my gig! Damn that Candace Woo! Here's a link to the whole article. I gotta go to this place sometime.


And why am I not being paid mucho dinero for this eloquent yet entertaining gastronomic chronicles? C'mon, if you're a periodical editor or you know one, I need to get paid for this shit! Then I can eat out at more places and cook more fascinating meals!!!!

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